Pride and Prejudice Mishaps

A torn gown. A ruined first impression. And a gentleman of ten thousand a year who has decided the only logical solution is to travel exclusively in reverse.

Mr Fitzwilliam Darcy of Pemberley has no desire to be present at the Meryton assembly. He does not enjoy. He endures. And he ends up not only tearing a lady’s vanity by calling her “...

A tangled cufflink. A public scandal. A marriage of absolute necessity.

Elizabeth Bennet has always prided herself on her discernment, and her judgement of Fitzwilliam Darcy is clear: he is the most insufferable, arrogant man to ever darken the doors of a Hertfordshire assembly. However, a quiet moment in the Netherfield library leads to a...

One insult. One glance. One love story neither of them saw coming.

Mr Fitzwilliam Darcy is a man of logic, property, and a very persistent migraine. When he arrives at the Meryton assembly, he intends to do nothing more than nurse his headache and survive the high frequency of a local matriarch’s voice. But the universe has other plans.

With the...

A torn gown. A burgundy banyan. And a gentleman who flees the county rather than face his feelings.

Miss Elizabeth Bennet never imagined her evening would involve being rescued from decorative ivy by Mr Darcy—let alone spending an hour in his chambers, wearing his banyan, whilst his valet mends her gown. But as the evening progresses, she is left...

One rug. Far too many brandies. And a kneecap that changes everything.

Fitzwilliam Darcy is a man of tradition, property, and impeccable decorum. He does not get foxed at country balls, he does not sprawl ungracefully on library settees, and he certainly does not compromise young ladies.

Elizabeth Bennet enters a darkened study to escape the...

A wooden horse, a scandal, and a love that defies all odds

Mr Fitzwilliam Darcy never expected to find himself on his knees in a library—let alone at the feet of Miss Elizabeth Bennet, scrambling to retrieve his sister’s cherished wooden horse. But when her insufferable cousin bursts in at the most inopportune moment, Mr Darcy has no choice but...

A man desperately in love. A woman who despises him. A letter that changes everything.

Mr Fitzwilliam Darcy is hopelessly in love with a woman who despises him. So, he does what any rational gentleman would do after too much brandy: he starts corresponding with her under a false name.

Miss Elizabeth Bennet, trapped in Longbourn in the aftermath of...

A disastrous proposal. A desperate escape. A collision that changes everything.

Mr Fitzwilliam Darcy has just endured the most devastating character assassination of his life. So, he does what any rational gentleman would do: he packs his trunks before dawn and flees Kent to nurse his wounded pride.

Miss Elizabeth Bennet, desperate to escape the...